Boss : Where were you born?
Sardar : In India.
Boss : Which Part?
Sardar : What ' Which part, Whole body was born in India.








Sardar : what's name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but it starts with T.
Sardar : Oh! Nice, What a strange car, it starts with Tea.

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पति - तुम्हारी ये रोज की नई नई फरमाइशों से तंग आकर मैं आत्महत्या कर लूंगा...
पत्नी -आप भी ना रुला के ही मानोगे, अच्छा चलो अब जल्दी से एक अच्छी सी सफ़ेद साड़ी दिला दो। 
नहीं तो तेहरवी पर क्या पहनूँगी। 

Santa-Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
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Conductor- 2 Qn ? 
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Santa- 1 KhoJaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi, 
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Cndtr- Dono Kho Gayi To ?  .
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Santa- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega ??

Younger Brother-Bro,Today I am very happy.

Elder Brother-Why?
Younger - Because Today I found my dream girl.
Elder -Oh, really.
Younger - But Bro, Today you looks upset.What happened?
Elder -    Today I had break-up with my girl-friend.She cheated me.
Younger -  Oh, come on bro, Its not a big deal. Definitely she must be a bitch.
Elder - Oh Yes ! I know.But You tell about that lucky girl.Who is she?
Younger - She is very beautiful.She looks like a princess.
Elder - Show me her picture.
Younger - Showing the picture on facebook.
Elder - Her name is Jessica.
Younger- Bro, how do you know her?
Elder- Because she is that i had break-up.You were right bro,She is a bitch undoubtedly.

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Tom-  I need to go abroad on tour.How can i go?

Harry(his friend)-  Simple by the plane.

Tom-  How much will it cost to me?


Harry-  Nothing.

Tom-How?

Harry-Thinking costs nothing.      
                                                                   
  by  Soham Verma                   

oh my gosh this is amazing i think and when teachers say no food in class you can say but it is my pencil case!

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