3
guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst,
and a programmer.
The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes
have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.
So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels'
rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess
the situation.
Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "
Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in
brakes."
Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?
Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK).
If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as
"Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE),
"Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM),
"Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER),
"Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA). Choice is yours! - SOHAM VERMA
The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes
have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.
So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels'
rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess
the situation.
Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "
Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in
brakes."
Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?
Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK).
If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as
"Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE),
"Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM),
"Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER),
"Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA). Choice is yours! - SOHAM VERMA
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