Nurse to patient

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name?

Patient: Raju

Nurse: What’s your Birthdate?

Patient : 01 Feb

Nurse : Are you Married?

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Patient : No no , it was a car accident

 

Wife: Har Hafte Weekend Daramiyan Tum Fishing Karne Jate Ho Na? .
Husband: Haan To kya huva?
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Wife: Aaj Woh Machhli Ghar Aayi Thi,

Keh Rahi Thi Woh Maa Ban ne Wali Hai … Jo samjh gaya wo like karo… baki ke bhajan dekho.