Jokes

• 2 countries got independence in 1947 . one country reached  mars and other country is still trying to enter India.
•  When a woman loves you ,
  you are a husband ...............
  When many women love you ,
  you are a actor ..............
  When hundreds of women love you ,
  you are an idol .............
  When thousands of women love you ,
  you are a leader ...........
  But When all the women in the city love you,
  Then you are a best panipuri wala.