Jokes

• Casually made a survey asking people..

           What is on 26th Jan..
            93.7% replied "Dry day."
            This is disturbing.
            We have to start educating the remaining 6.3% immediately !!

• What Is The Difference Between U, A, X & XXX Films:

         U: Hero Gets The Heroine.

          A: Villain Gets The Heroine.

         X: All Actors Get The Heroine.

       xxx: Entire Unit Gets The Heroine.